24 Lame Hipster Quotes Made Better With Sarcastic Savagery

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  • 01
    Sky - I have no idea what's going to happen next. Lung cancer.
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    Landmark - I'm trying to be a better person. but I'm just a bridge
  • 03
    Text - AND I WANT TO SEE YOU. WHEN I OPEN MY EYES AGAIN. But for some reason, I just keep seeing a wall.
  • 04
    Text - after all the things we have been through I miss everything about you You were my favorite pair of pants...
  • 05
    People in nature - It will get better. It always does. Don't worry, lamp. We'll get through this together.
  • 06
    Text - people change Now I'm a tamp
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    Hair - Inside all of us is a wild thing ...called a tapeworm.
  • 08
    Text - Hug me? Please? Hug me? Please? HUG ME? PLEASE? STOP PRESSURING ME STUPID PIECES OF PAPER!!!
  • 09
    Beach - I met you for a reason. To push you into the sea.
  • 10
    Text - a heart that hurts is a heart that worke Sign of heart disease.
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    Hair - I'm too young top livin'. ..have a uetnerative spine. MARCHS
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    Sky - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? saying something and wishing you had not or saying nothing and wishing you had? Getting shot or getting stabbed?
  • 13
    Text - it's you and me. and that car approaching rapidly around the corner
  • 14
    Floor - what if everything you believed in was a lie? even me. Even you, bed? EVEN YOU
  • 15
    Text - I'd be lying if I told you tosing you was something I could handle He doesn't understand He's a dog dreamingwithabrokenheart.tomblr.com
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    People in nature - i don't know how long i can stand this. You're sitting, LOL
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    Arm - it gets harder every day. That means time to ashiyour hair
  • 18
    Ferris wheel - sometimes it's ok to fall apart No, it's not okay You're a ng ferris wheel.
  • 19
    Bird - The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. Probably cause I'm a bird.
  • 20
    Text - wanted for dinner You asked me whatsreng I said nothing but as I turned around... I whispered..everything
  • 21
    Text - THAT ALL IS THERE IS ? NO. THERE IS ALSO ANTARCTICA
  • 22
    Text - BREATHE N JE OCEAN No, that's called drowning
  • 23
    Track - "Friends are forever boys are whatever" Along comes a train and we re squashed togetrer
  • 24
    Text - I.sorta.kinda.maybe might.like.you.a. little. I'm.just.to.scared.to tell.you. ALSO.I.CANT.TYPE COMPLETE.SENTENCES. HELP.

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